when her bottle of water turns to vodka that 'swhen you know you've lost your daughter.

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

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axreasonxtoxscreamx:

☯ CREEP IT REAL ☮
detention:

queued~bye.
fairy-club:

q’d at school ☆